“I’m surprised he’s given me this much credit, tbh.”

    by ansyhrrian

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    1. FireWaterSquaw on

      I suggest they all take their shoes off at next cult prayer session and try to find better sizes .

    2. Gorgeous photograph overall.

      The lines are not horizontal, showing how things are just off-kilter in the setting. You can see the wires in the background of the lamps and it looks like a dark corner that isn’t well used. His setting makes him look small and like a child, shuffled off into the corner and told to play alone. There is probably more but these immediately jumped out at my

      The photographer has a specific intent with a photo like this

    3. What kind of man tries on a pair of very nice shoes, that do not fit, gift or no, and wears them anyway?

    4. This has to be some kind of test to test their humility, or how much they can take.

    5. *Isn’t it rich?
      Are we a pair?
      Me here at last on the ground
      You in mid-air
      Send in the clowns*

      *Isn’t it bliss?
      Don’t you approve?
      One who keeps tearing around
      One who can’t move
      Where are the clowns?
      Send in the clowns*

    6. “I’m a Cuban-American, in charge of the US military and ‘missiles’, what an odd situation but hey, I got nice shoeshine and look dapper, I’m real, I’m strong and credible.”

    7. RootHogOrDieTrying on

      Those are lifts! Follow the top of the shoe where his foot would be down to where his toes would be. They’re nowhere near the toes of the shoe.

    8. CliffBiffington on

      It would be so easy to not take them seriously if only they weren’t so dangerous.

    9. QuietudeOfHeart on

      I think he should keep them. He might grow into them later when he becomes a man.

    10. coconutpiecrust on

      What an incredible photo. Is it all over the news? Is it real? This needs to be a meme. 

    11. You know, I get this is the political humor sub, but man, it’s hard not to just feel sad for Marco Rubio (the person).

      Here’s a guy who was a senator, and has wielded considerable power. Was seen as a rising star in the party and ran a decent campaign for the presidency. To see him now, he looks like a battered ship lost in a storm. Trump’s executed a bait and switch to get elected, let his half of his cabinet run around cashing in literally billions of insider trading, and watched the standing of the US drop considerably in relation to our allies. All while he has to be Trump’s whipping boy and go execute whatever foreign policy drops in his head at the moment and make sense of it when in front of reporters. I’m sure Rubio has trouble sleeping at night seeing how Trump has co-opted the Republican brand for whatever he wants to do at the moment. It must be soul crushing.

      On the other hand, Marco Rubio (the politician) is right where he deserves, and he’s capable of letting Marco Rubio (the person) go home whenever he’s ready… but he won’t, cause he can’t let go.

    12. Western-Corner-431 on

      Trump did that on purpose. He wants Rubio to know he’ll never fill his shoes.

    13. Is this a real picture???

      Because . . . goddamn!! He really is Little Marco!! I was taller than him in the 4th grade.

    14. VisceralMonkey on

      Gods he is such an ass licking lick spittle. How can you live with yourself? I mean really, how is it possible?

    15. bing-bong-forever on

      Is this a real picture? Because if it is, it should be the definition of pathetic when you open the dictionary.

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